Crompton Divided

  Crompton Divided

  Robert Sheckley

  TO MY WIFE WHOEVER SHE MAY BE

  One

  1

  The sign at the side of Route 29 read: welcome to bergamot, new jersey, home of psychosmell, inc.

  The enterprising traveler might have figured that much out for himself by the intermingled fragrances evident even at this distance from the central plant. Even a casual nosologist might well have distinguished cassia and clove, rosemary and cinnamon, sassafras and vetiver, all pierced through by the clear sharp odors of ginger, lemon, and linaloe.

  The central plant sprawled on the outskirts of town: a low rambling series of one-story terra-cotta buildings set on some twenty acres of rolling parkland, all surrounded by a double-link constrictor fence.

  The guard – a beefy android modeled to look like a heavy-drinking Irishman of the Night Watchman class – looked up when the Sills-Maxwell puttered quietly up, driven by a small man in a plaid oxygen mask. There was a half-second pause while the guard’s perceptions took up synaptic slack; and then the android grinned cheerfully and threw a mock salute.

  ‘Well, now, sure and if it ain’t Mr. Alistair Crompton, our very own Chief Tester. How’s the love life, Al?’

  ‘Go screw yourself,’ Alistair said. This is a particularly bad insult to lay on an android, since these unfortunates are capable of that anatomical irregularity. But Mike Maginnis did not take it amiss. For five years he had greeted Crompton in the same way, and had received the same answer. Any other response would have confused him.

  ‘That’s pretty good, Mr.Crompton, pretty good indeed!’ said the laughing pseudo-Irishman, and waved Crompton through.

  Five minutes later, after parking the Sills-Maxwell in its customary place, Crompton was walking through the dust-free corridors of Psychosmell, Inc. He had entered at precisely 8:52 a.m. as always. Now he took his customary walk down Lavender Lane, as the central corridor was irreverently named. He nodded to Mr. Demiger, the Chief Macerator, and to Miss Resutte, the Assistant Distiller. He passed the inevitable guided tour, and heard Dominic Spellings, the Company Public Relations Man, telling the little group of tourists how the Yakuts of north-eastern Siberia beat the bark of the storax tree, causing the balsam to exude into the inner bark, which was then removed, boiled …

  Crompton walked on, past the fragrant storerooms with their bales of cassia, hyacinth, rosemary, peppermint, geranium, and patchouli. He passed the special storerooms for extraterrestrial substances, each storeroom possessing its own controls for air mix, humidity, temperature, and dew point. In these the less costly alien substances were kept: indrigita oil from Cepheus II, chips of cannotia (Nile-smelling before processing in palmerosa oil and ionone), baled leaves of the night-blooming ocepti, and the like.

  Beyond this, the corridor branched. Crompton took the left turn and came to the door at the end marked CHIEF TESTER’S ROOM. This was his office, the heart of his little empire within a monopoly. This was where Crompton produced those concoctions that had brought him to the attention of leading olfactophiles, and had made his work a standard of excellence in the field.

  His assistant, Miss Anachos, was already seated at one of the testing tables. ‘Good morning, Mr. Crompton,’ she said. She was a willowy brunette with hair twisted into the Medusette style so popular that year. Crompton nodded curtly. He had lusted after Miss Anachos every day of the two years she had been working for him. He had never revealed this, of course, because it would have been improper, undignified, and futile: attractive young women were not for the likes of Crompton, who was unattractive physically, mentally, and spiritually.

  ‘Oh, Mr. Crompton,’ Miss Anachos said. ‘The big day has finally arrived, hasn’t it? Your big day, Mr. Crompton. Aren’t you excited?’

  Crompton peeled off his oxygen mask; it was unnecessary in the superclean and hyperventilated air of the plant. He shrugged his narrow shoulders. ‘It’s all a lot of nonsense,’ he said briskly. ‘Good for morale, though, I suppose.’

  ‘Good for your morale, I should hope,’ Miss Anachos said, speaking in the italics Crompton had grown to loathe. ‘After all, you’re the star today!’

  ‘I am not insensible of the honor,’ Crompton said. ‘However, congratulations are a little premature. The Board of Directors meets at noon sharp, and it is then that I make my presentation. What Mr. Blount will think of it …’

  ‘He will adore it!’ Miss Anachos said. ‘You are the best psychosmell contriver in the business, Mr. Crompton, as you very well know!’

  Miss Anachos’s appreciation of his talent – unmixed with a scintilla of regard for him as a man – was beginning to pall on Crompton. He sat down at his workbench and said, ‘That is as it may be, Miss Anachos. Now to work! Bring me Preparation H. I shall also require the Schedule Four materials.’

  ‘Yes sir!’ She swished past him, and Crompton caught a fleeting impression of the seminatural fragrance of her skin. Christ, he thought, I wish I could bottle that! Then, resolutely, he put his mind to the work at hand. A lot was riding on the job he turned out in the next several hours. Just how much, not even Miss Anachos could know.

  The power of smell to elicit memory was well known to antiquity. Hermippus of Smyrna relates, in his Botanical Researches, how King Pherecydes of the Thessalonians paid two hundred talents of silver for a thumbnail-sized fragment of Arabian anicerys, which, compounded with myrrh, frankincense, and powdered oryx horn, and mixed with Hurcanian mead, kindled in the partaker a vision of a vast and bloomy marble hall set on a high mountain in the Caucasus. In Babylonia, before the Hittites, skilled thaumaturges cured plague and schistosomiasis by skillful concoction of odoriferous substances. In China, an oil pressed from night-blossoming asphodel, treated with silver, powdered ebony, and lotus root, wrapped with red willow leaves and stored for ten years in a granite chalice, was reputed to give a man the ability to remember his face before he was born.

  It was not until the twenty-first century, however, that the capacity of odor to elicit memory, dreams, and visions was popularized, systematized, and commercialized. The reason for this was the sudden availability of extraterrestrial odoriferents with unusual and dramatic qualities. Dalton’s expedition to Slia II brought back agania root, hkpersia, and the now ubiquitous meningiis leaf. Von Ketter’s three voyages to the Raschid Worlds introduced sisia, oil of mnoui, and the incomparable attar of brunchioses. These substances were psychotropic: they combined well with certain Terran bases. For the people of Earth, bound to their planet by the high costs of extraterrestrial travel, these substances were a genuine smell of the unknown, an intoxicating luxury, and a bittersweet journey into the hidden recesses of their own minds.

  Shrewd businessmen organized the Extraterrestrial Fragrances Guild, and kept it a close monopoly. The moderately well-off could buy any one of a dozen commercial scents, all with memory-releasing powers. The wealthy could go to a firm like Psychosmell, and, for a price, have an expert like Crompton mix an individualized fragrance for them, tuned to the configuration of the yellowish-brown fibers deriving from the ganglionic cells in their olfactory bulb outcrop. A man like Crompton was capable of pinpointing specific olfactory-memory hookups and their stimulators, and was thus able to produce memories on demand.

  But Crompton’s finest work, his greatest challenge, and the ultimate testing of his skill, came once every five years when the Board of Directors of Psychosmell assembled from various worlds and met at the mother company in New Jersey. For that occasion, it was customary for the Chief Tester to concoct a specific substance for the world’s greatest gourmet of smell – the legendary John Blount.

  Crompton had full data on Blount’s olfactory responses. Working with infrared photographs of olfactory ce
ll output, with catalytic balance levels, with chemical analyses of the aqueous mucus covering Blount’s ganglionic cell fibers, Crompton prepared his masterpiece.

  No expense was spared, of course, on this day of days. From the deep vaults Crompton ordered up the costliest of substances – oil of redolence from Tarmac II; ten entire fingers of rhzia bark from Alclepton, valued at sixty thousand dollars an ounce; and even sixty grams of the incomparable essence of lurhistia, derived from the buds of the hypervalidation plant that grows only on five acres of hallowed ground on the dingy planet Alphone IV.

  These substances, worth a fortune on the blacksmell market, were handled casually on this auspicious day. And Crompton wrought wonders with them.

  The concoction could only be made at the last moment, just before presentation; for so volatile were some of the rare oils, so subtle the esters, so cranky the ketones, that the precious essence would transmogrify itself in a few hours.

  Crompton labored, and all of the Psychosmell people waited in anxiety, for they would all share in his triumph or defeat. Old John Blount would predicate the bonus for all workers on his mood of the moment. And his mood of the moment would be determined by his judgment of Crompton’s concoction.

  After the presentation, the plant would close for two weeks’ holiday. Just before closing, bonuses would be announced. So Crompton’s degree of success could mean the difference between a week on Luna if all went well, and a day in Asbury Park if it went any other way.

  Crompton worked, oblivious to the almost palpable atmosphere of strain. Lavishly he mixed in an entire gram of lurhistia – a ten-thousandth of the entire galactic supply! Miss Anachos caught her breath when she saw this: she so hoped that Crompton would not overdo the rarity factor, nor rely on the shock of expensive alien substances to make his effect. Old John Blount was too wise a fox to be taken in by that!

  Icy cold, utterly concentrated, Crompton worked away with his balsams, gums, dessicated rhizomes, twigs, bits of bark, leaves, muck sacs, peelings, roots, pressed flower petals, fruits, seeds, and the like. Watching his icy control, Miss Anachos wanted to scream. She was aware, of course, that Crompton was a very special kind of freak, barely human. She didn’t know much about it: people said that some sort of unlucky accident had befallen Crompton at birth, and he had been subjected, in his early years, to the now discredited psychomechanical techniques of Massive Cleavage. That meant that Crompton was missing something. But what that something was, Miss Anachos did not know, or care. She tended to consider Crompton a robot, without personal tastes or history. Most people thought of Crompton in that way – as a windup man without feelings, without a soul.

  They were wrong about this. Crompton was shortly to show them just how much soul he had.

  The long black hand of the clock on the wall crept past the quarter hour, nearing high noon. Miss Anachos gritted her teeth. Why didn’t he finish? What was he waiting for? Didn’t he realize that her bonus was resting on the results of his talented nose and quick, precise bony white hands?

  At five minutes to twelve, Crompton looked up from his workbench. He held in his hands a plain testing bottle of rose quartz. He said quietly, ‘I shall arise now and go to the Board Room. You may join the other workers in the Assembly Hall. I will clean up personally, later, as always.’

  ‘Yes sir!’ Miss Anachos said, and rustled off, bearing with her that common womanly scent more subtle and precious than the rarest of crystalline confections.

  Crompton watched her go. No expression crossed his wizened features. He was glad, however, that he had seen and smelled the last of Miss Anachos. Win, lose, or draw, her exudations would never again disturb his equanimity. Yes, he had sniffed the last of all of them! For soon, very soon, the moment would come when he would –

  He stopped himself in midthought. Anticipation could be dangerous. He knew what he had to do. It was only necessary for him to do it – cleanly – as a sword cuts flesh.

  Holding the precious substance in its refracting quartz container, Crompton left the Chief Tester’s Room and made his way to the Directors’ Suite, where the near legendary John Blount was awaiting him.

  2

  Thirty-five years previously, a male child had been born to Beth and Lyle Crompton of Amundsenville, Marie Byrd Land, Antarctica. Lyle was a foreman at the Scott Plutonium Mines. Beth was a part-time assembler at the local transistor factory. Both parents had a satisfactory record of mental and physical health. The infant, christened Alistair, showed every sign of excellent postnatal adjustment.

  During his first nine years, Alistair appeared normal in every respect, except for a certain moodiness; but children often are moody for no reason at all. Aside from that, Alistair was an inquisitive, aggressive, affectionate, and lighthearted child, and well above the norm in intelligence.

  In his tenth year Alistair’s moodiness showed a marked increase. Some days the child would sit alone for hours, staring at nothing. At times he didn’t respond to his own name. These ‘spells’ were not recognized as symptoms. They were passed off as the reveries of a high-strung, imaginative child, to be outgrown in due time.

  During his eleventh year they increased in number and severity. He became subject to temper tantrums, for which the local doctor prescribed tranquilizers. One day, at the age of eleven years, seven months, Alistair struck a little girl for no discernable reason. When she cried, he attempted to strangle her. Finding this beyond his strength, he picked up a school-book and tried to smash in her skull. An adult managed to drag the kicking, screaming Alistair away. The girl suffered a brain concussion and was hospitalized for almost a year.

  When questioned, Alistair maintained that he hadn’t done it. Someone else must have done it. He would never hurt anyone, he insisted. Beside, he liked that little girl and was going to marry her when they both grew up.

  More questioning only succeeded in driving him into a stupor that lasted for five days.

  Even then there was time to save Alistair, if anyone had been able to recognize the early symptoms of virus schizophrenia.

  In the temperate zones, virus schizophrenia had been endemic for centuries, and occasionally broke out into epidemics such as the dancing craze of the Middle Ages. Immunology still had not developed a vaccine to deal with the virus. Standard technique at this time, therefore, called for immediate Massive Cleavage while the personalities were still malleable; detection and retention of the dominant personality; and sequestration of the other personalities through a Mikkleton projector into the passive psychoreceptive substance of a Durier body.

  The Durier bodies were growth-androids with an estimated forty-five-year viability. But federal law allowed personality Reintegration to be attempted at the age of thirty. The personalities developed in the Durier bodies could, at the discretion of the dominant personality in the original corpus, be taken back into the original personality from which they had issued, with an excellent prognosis for successful fusion. But only if the original operation had been performed in time.

  The general practitioner in small, isolated Amundsenville was a good man for frostbite, snow blindness, penguin fever, and other antarctical maladies. But he knew nothing about temperate-zone diseases.

  Alistair was put into the town infirmary for two weeks of observation.

  During the first week he was moody, shy, and ill at ease, with momentary bursts of his former lightheartedness. In his second week he began to show great affection toward his nurse, who declared he was a perfect darling. Under the influence of her soothing warmth, Alistair began to act like his former self.

  Then, without warning, on the evening of his thirteenth day in the infirmary, Alistair slashed the nurse’s face with a broken water tumbler, then made a desperate attempt to cut his own throat. He was hospitalized for his injuries and sank into a catalepsy which the doctor thought was simple shock. Rest and quiet were prescribed; they were the worst possible things, under the circumstances.

  After two weeks of stupor character
ized by the waxy flexibility of catatonia, the disease reached its climax. Alistair’s parents sent the child to the A1 Smith Memorial Clinic in New York. There the case was immediately and accurately diagnosed as virus schizophrenia in a terminal stage.

  Alistair, now twelve, had few reality-contacts with the world; not enough to provide a working basis for the specialists. He was in an almost continual state of catatonia, his schizoid personalities irreconcilably hardening, his life continuing in a strange, unreachable twilight, among the nightmares that were his only companions. Massive Cleavage had little chance of success in so advanced a case. But without the operation, Alistair was doomed to spend the rest of his life in an institution, never really conscious, never free from the surrealistic dungeons of his mind.

  His parents chose the lesser evil, and signed the papers allowing the doctors to make a belated and desperate attempt at Cleavage.

  Under deep synthohypnosis, three separate personalities were evoked. The doctors talked to them and made their choice. Two personalities were given names and projected into Durier bodies. The third personality – Alistair – was considered the most adequate by a narrow margin, and retained the original corpus. All three personalities survived the trauma, and the operation was judged a limited success.

  The neurohypnotic surgeon in charge, Dr. Vlacjeck, noted in his report that the three personalities, all inadequate, could not hope for a successful Reintegration at the legal age of thirty. The operation had come too late, and the personalities had lost their vital intermingling of traits and sympathies, their essential commonality. In his report he urged them to waive Reintegration and live out their lives as well as they could, each within the stifling confines of his own narrow personality.

  In an attempt to render any attempt at Reintegration unlikely if not impossible, the two Duriers were sent to foster parents on the planets Aaia and Ygga. The doctors wished the best for them, but expected very little.